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Periods Are Taboo — And Check Out These Sexy Photos!

PTA Mom: “My Husband Doesn’t Do Enough Housework, So I’m Getting A Second One To #ShareTheLoad!”

Official Republican Response To Likely Trump Nomination

Good Guy With Gun: “Whoops, I Missed Another Mass Shooting”

Trump: “Hey, I Might Say The N-Word!”

God: “Please Stop Your ‘Thoughts And Prayers’ And Do Something”

I’m A Ben Carson Truther – Where Is His Medical School Diploma?

Movember Facial Hair Guide For Men Who Can’t Grow Facial Hair

Can Someone Photoshop These Gross Babies?

Job Suggestions For Dov Charney Now That American Apparel Is Bankrupt

Donald Trump: “Uh, Wait. I Just Realized My Wives Are Usually Immigrants.”

Celebrate International Literacy Day With Sarah Palin: “Me Speak American So Gud!”

Obama: "I Used A Selfie Stick. Am I A Cool Dad?"

WOW! Miley Cyrus' MTV VMA Nipple Slip! An Article About My World Famous Apple Pie Recipe

Pro-Gun Fill-In-The-Blank Form For Mass Shootings

God: "I Personally Forgive All Of These Religious Cheaters!"

A Bunch Of Guys Comment On Kim Kardashian’s Super-Hot Naked Pregnant Selfie

Guy Sends Memo To All Women At Netflix: "Hey, Need Someone To Impregnate You?"

Siberian Husky: "It Is Not Cold In This Office. Put On A Sweater, Human Woman."

U.S. Government On Robot Military: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?!

"Other People Who Deserve Nobel Prize" By Vladimir Putin

Classic Books Ruined By Their Sequel Almost As Badly As Harper Lee's 'Go Set A Watchman'

An Open Letter From The NRA To America: "Thanks For Focusing On The Confederate Flag And Not Guns!"

Advice From T-Rex On The Ongoing Sixth Extinction

Rachel Dolezal's College Application Essay: "I Identify As Black"

American Pharoah Wins Triple Crown, Is Ready to Fuuuuuck!

Other People Mike Huckabee Would Like To Pretend To Be To Benefit Himself


The Anxious Person’s Guide To Making Mistakes